I am just messing around, none of you are perverted for looking at my blog, why in fact I would rather be insulted if no one did, with my confidence being utterly shattered and self consciousness shooting through the ceiling.
So, the juicy details about me I am willing to reveal, I am 6'4'' , live in Vermont, love to party hung like a horse and looking for a good time–wait, that's not me... I am not in fact 6'4'' nor do I live IN Vermont, I don' t particularly enjoy partying, and I am not hung like a horse, maybe...
The real details, folks, will come out in time, but while I am at it I might as well come out myself. I am Gay. Really Gay. Really, I am. I am sort of in the closet, but not out here in the blogosphere. If you already haven't noticed I am the real perv here. My blogs, I am sure of it, will undeniably take a turn (if not several) towards sex. This is your ONLY warning. Other than that, I think this first blog is pretty much done. If you're still reading, I thank you graciously for sticking to it. I'm sure they will get more interesting as time progresses, for now, I am ready for bed!!
At any rate. I call myself Kris. It is a pleasure to have met you.