Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Take it easy, it's my first time

Seriously, this is the first time I have ever blogged. It sort of comes as a disclaimer, I'm not sure what direction this is going to take, what I would want to do with this. I will, however, still try. So you, my soon to be faithful readers, will become witness to the deflowering of my blogged life. How does it feel to have helped take someones (blog) virginity?? pervs...

I am just messing around, none of you are perverted for looking at my blog, why in fact I would rather be insulted if no one did, with my confidence being utterly shattered and self consciousness shooting through the ceiling.

So, the juicy details about me I am willing to reveal, I am 6'4'' , live in Vermont, love to party hung like a horse and looking for a good time–wait, that's not me... I am not in fact 6'4'' nor do I live IN Vermont, I don' t particularly enjoy partying, and I am not hung like a horse, maybe...

The real details, folks, will come out in time, but while I am at it I might as well come out myself. I am Gay. Really Gay. Really, I am. I am sort of in the closet, but not out here in the blogosphere. If you already haven't noticed I am the real perv here. My blogs, I am sure of it, will undeniably take a turn (if not several) towards sex. This is your ONLY warning. Other than that, I think this first blog is pretty much done. If you're still reading, I thank you graciously for sticking to it. I'm sure they will get more interesting as time progresses, for now, I am ready for bed!!

At any rate. I call myself Kris. It is a pleasure to have met you.